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Pretty Good Hat

This is just to say I have thrown out the last of the cupcakes That someone left by the team printer Three or four days ago.

They were so dry And beginning to mold

Your mom doesn’t work here.

I’m just laughing so hard. I took a burst of photos of my son practicing a dive at his swim lesson today, and I can see the precise frame where he went from “lithe swan” to “giant airborne pretzel.”

My son just went cruising up the street on his bike, saying, “bye, Dad, I’ll be home by supper,” so I’m just going to sit quietly while being impossibly aged for a little while.

Then I guess I’ll make supper.

Someday I will meet the man who designed my refrigerator such that the water filter cannot be replaced without removing a shelf. I will tell him that I am not mad, I am disappointed. Deeply disappointed.

The apparent downside of having deep cleaned my espresso machine is my newfound understanding that all that old gunk was the only thing ensuring a tight seal of the portafilter against the gasket.

Oh no. I just started thinking about changing my blog platform again. Somebody better enable and/or stop me.